sew-birb:

purple-ladys-stuff:

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This is a problem the writers of the Simpsons have had to deal with - the Simpsons are late 80s, early 90s poor. They have two clunker cars, they live in a house that’s old-fashioned and has crappy furniture because they can’t afford to redecorate. Their TV is ancient. Their neighbors have visibly better stuff than they do, and when they shop they have to buy the bargain brands.

But their lifestyle now seems wildly out of reach to most modern kids! They have two cars! A big three bedroom house! Only one of the parents has to work! They have 3 whole children who they can afford to feed and clothe on a single income! It’s an impossible dream life for most people today.

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pansexualshitposting:

YES

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nadhie:

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sewing Igneel [2014 redraw]

cjs-51703:

Best manga descriptions ever.

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message to all bitches

lesbianmizuki:

irenigg:

please survive

OP being deactivated is like a dying war general sending out her one final message to her loyal battalion before succumbing to her numerous wounds

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cock-holliday:

Sometimes wild attraction shit happens when you learn to separate masc/fem from man/woman. I’ve known queer women find the femininity in a man attractive. I’ve known gay men get so hot and bothered by the masculinity of a woman.

There was once a guy who was not really my type but then he did drag and was suddenly wildly attractive to me. And since I’m bisexual it doesn’t give me a crisis when someone is suddenly hot to me in an unconventional way. I used to think this was particularly a bi experience.

Then I’ve met plenty of gay men and lesbians who are also chill about that sort of thing. Sometimes life is like that “oops made out with a twink in Brighton who turned out to be a lesbian who thought I was a lesbian” and sometimes it’s like “hey, I’m not normally into men but this guy has got something hot going on.”

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only-tiktoks:

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mahgck:

im just laying down but NOT for a nap guys i swear im getting comfy cozy but im NOT GOING TO FALL ASLEEP my ass is NOT laying my head to rest bro im just getting snug as a bug in a rug. FOR NO REASON. ill be awake the whole time bro i swear. me and my stuffed animals are just hanging out dude i PROMISE ill be awake im not sle

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animentality:

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gallusrostromegalus:

actual-changeling:

In the spirit of encouraging people to comment on fanfics while also making it easier to do so, I feel obliged to share a browser extension for ao3 that has quite literally revolutionized the comment game for me.

I present to you: the floating ao3 comment box!

From what I’ve seen, a big problem for many people is that once you reach the comments at the bottom of a fic, your memory of it miraculously disappears. Anything you wanted to say is stuck ten paragraphs ago, and you barely remember what you thought while reading. This fixes that!

I’ll give a little explanation on the features and how it works, but if you want to skip all that, here’s the link.

The extension is visible as a small blue box in the upper left corner.

(Side note: The green colouring is not from the extension, that’s me.)

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If you click on it, you open a comment box window at the bottom of your screen but not at the bottom of the fic. I opened my own fic for demonstrative purposes.

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The website also gives explanations on how exactly it functions, but I’ll summarize regardless.

  • insert selection -> if you highlight a sentence in the fic it will be added in italics to the comment box
  • add to comment box -> once you’re done writing your comment, you click this button and the entire thing will automatically copied to the ao3 comment box
  • delete -> self explanatory
  • on mulitchapter fics, you will be given the option to either add the comment to just the current chapter or the entire fic

The best part? You can simply close the window the same way you opened it and your progress will automatically be saved. So you can open it, comment on a paragraph, and then close it and keep reading without having the box in your face.

Comments are what keep writers going, and as both a writer and a reader, I think it’s such an easy way of showing support and enthusiasm.

HERE’S THAT BITCH IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR

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boymounter:

vampires have to ask before nutting in you because they need permission to come inside. and also because they’re sub tops.

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todorokitops:

alex51324:

fearthefuzzybear:

a pixel animation of a small yellow snail with a brown shell moving across the screen from left to right. when it gets to the edge on the right, it jumps up and down three times before moving off the screen.ALT

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

I love how certain I am that I’m not the only person who stopped scrolling to let the snail finish crossing the dash.  

In fact, I would bet small sums of money that the majority of Tumblr folk do.    

Rb for the lil hops it does at the end before it finishes crossing 🥺💓

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daniel-dadcliffe:

WEIRD AL CAME TO TUMBLR TO TELL OFF AN IMPERSONATOR AND THEN JUST FUCKING LEFT

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positivelyqueer:

plasmometer:

plasmometer:

plasmometer:

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admech art? no! carpal tunnel syndrome art. hang in there

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this post gets some traction so i’m gonna attach art on the topic that i made with my left hand

[ID: series traditional illustrations pencil, pastels and charcoal.
Image 1: Bright yellow background, robotic green hand with exposed circuitry. Red text reads “Your flesh will betray you. Your flesh will betray you.” The rest of the words devolve into stars except for the word “betray” which continues down and devolves into a string of “A”’s

Image 2: black charcoal drawing person lying on their side. Standing in front, ripped, white, quadrupedal stuffed toy with visible stitching. Bleeding from one torn limb. Stuffing spilling out from neck, head missing. Black charcoal writing reads “I’m so sorry.”

Image 2: Person spikey black hair sitting down arm resting on thigh. Hand red, arm full of red and white veins. Person clutching wrist. Black charcoal writing reads “Why did you betray me?”

Image 3: Person wearing all black looking down at arm hanging beside them. Hand and forearm red. Two arrows stuck in opposite shoulder.

Image 4: Red shape of person standing behind grey model construction site or factory. Holds black knife above wrist which is detached from arm, connected only few jagged red lines.

Image 5: Red arm reaching up with black mechanisms spilling from inside. Mechanical flower like objects emerge from palm. Opposite arm clutches wrist. /end ID]

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seabassapologist:

escuerzoresucitado:

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