a-book-of-creatures:

kaible:

succubused:

succubused:

queerphobe:

flat fuck friday

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you know what day it is

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

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miss-americanbi:

muriel brings a real “i’m on it boss *fucks up immediately*” energy to good omens i didn’t know i was missing

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emil:

i am

  • AVERAGE WORKING ADULT

i want

  • GO HOME

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ralfmaximus:

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kunosoura:

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Story is wild

Little girl was part of a county fair agro-educational program where they raise an animal for a few months and at the end it’s slaughtered. Supposed to teach them about the economics of farming and stuff.

But the little girl loved her goat so much she was crying on the day her goat was supposed to be taken away, so her mom sent the county fair people an email saying “I’ll pay for the goat and any expenses. We’ve had several deaths in the family in the past year, I don’t wanna take away one more thing my little girl loves.” Technically the goat had already been sold at auction, so the mom was on the hook for about $1000, only about $70 of which would have been profit for the county fair.

The county fair people were irate and got law enforcement involved, over this “breach of contract”. They literally got a fucking judge to sign a search warrant, authorizing them to go to this little girl’s house and search every room and every cabinet or box “large enough to contain a small goat”. The sheriff’s deputies seized the goat, and whoever they gave it to immediately slaughtered it, though they were supposed to wait until some kind of agreement had been worked out.

In the county fair’s initial email correspondence with the girl’s mother, they made it clear that they were pissed off because the story of the little girl who loved her goat was circulating on social media making them look bad, and they felt the girl needed to be taught a lesson about keeping your promises or whatever. So they refused the mother’s offer to pay for it, and insisted they get the goat. Even if it meant sending the fucking cops into her house lmao.

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-03-30/goat-slaughter-shasta-county-fair

the congressman who bought the goat didn’t have any objections to the family saving the goat from slaughter either! it’s fucking insane that the cops were so eager to play act their swat commando fantasies that they played stooge to the benefit of no one except some self important local organizers!

Alternate link, LAtimes locks their stuff behind paywalls sometimes

Don’t forget the part where the goat wasn’t where they had a warrant to search, so they drove 500 miles, leaving the area they have legal jurisdiction in, then searched a farm they didn’t have a warrant for ans seized the goat. The fair then had the goat slaughtered, even though a court had ordered them to keep it alive until ownership was resolved and despite the fact that both potential owners of the goat had decided to keep it alive.

They broke multiple laws in order to “teach” a little girl the “lesson” that “everybody has to follow the rules”.

I sure hope all of the complaints sent to Shasta District Fair CEO Melanie Silva, whose decisions these were and continues to defend her actions, are polite and don’t waste too much ink. I’m certain nobody would take advantage of the fact that the Sasha District Fair and Event Center’s contact page lists their phone and fax numbers, not to mention the email form below that.

Would be a shame if that information was to circulate far an wide, and ruin that despicable woman’s easter holidays

I found the lawsuit filing. It is a work of art, brief and to the point. If you read nothing else, check out page 2, the section headed Nature of the Action. Magnificent.

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kiwamibreakfast:

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PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT: Ten meters of polished steel, baby. Imagine the speed. Your mind races at the thought of conquering this children’s play equipment. Take the plunge. Go down that slide.

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currentlyonstandbi:

i dont care what kind of lore they’re coming up with for that zepotha film or whatever the fuck over on tiktok, nothing will ever come close to the fact goncharov was spawned entirely from a label on a boot

shoku-and-awe:

a-book-of-creatures:

lightbluefoods:

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HUARHDGDBSHSJFJSALGLE

Coelacanth Café in Numazu, Shizuoka. If you even care!

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himbofisher:

vague-humanoid:

It’s great the NYT is covering the most important stories about the Maui fires, like the story of this settler tragically lost her Rolex watch!  Really important we center stories of ppl like her who work for luxury resorts responsible for the environmental destruction of Hawaii! https://t.co/rHAJIuCL5x  — Calla (@CallaWalsh) August 12, 2023ALT

unstained white shoes and an immaculate manicure. they absolutely did not dig for shit

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laslloronas:

laslloronas:

Its butch appreciation day appreciate ur local butch <3

I wasnt kidding btw

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THIS POST INCLUDES TRANSFEM BUTCHES AND WAS MADE BY A TRANSMASC BUTCH LESBIAN. TERF LOSERS FUCK OFF

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bluejay-in-flight:

joycrispy:

Zepotha will never be Goncharov because when it comes down to it, tumblr culture is collaborative, while tiktok culture is merely iterative, and those are not the same thing.

Op I refuse to let your tags stay in the tags cause THIS!!!!!

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zlobskiy:

bishopfish:

bishopfish:

Imagine being a tuna (Atlantic bluefin, Thunnus thynnus). You are a super predator, over six feet long and almost a ton. You are as beautiful and shiny and mercilessly efficient as a sports car, a true marvel of the sea. But you taste so fucking good

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I agree with you and also think this is some kind of philosophical point. Cruel efficiency will not save you when you have soft delicious insides

i have good news for the person who wrote that tag and bad news for sports car drivers

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corinndigo-deactivated20230408:

l0vegl0wsinthedark:

When cats lie on their backs and look at you upside down with their little vampire tooth sticking out reblog if you agree

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thedeliaishere:

Obsessed with going “No… i shan’t say…” when it’s very clear what I shan’t say

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